May your Thanksgiving not be filled with unappetizing fails such as this “turd”key cake! 🙂 Have a Happy Thanksgiving next this next week!
“Give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.” 1 Thessalonians 5:18 (ESV)
Image courtesy of John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
To go along with our previous discussion this week: 9 Tips for Overcoming Procrastination, I thought I’d share a fun cartoon with you. Maybe you can relate?
“They wandered from nation to nation, from one kingdom to another” Psalms 105:13 (NLT)
Sounds like procrastination to me! 🙂
In honor of Daylight Savings Time ending this past weekend, I thought I’d share with you a funny tip/trick that I heard from someone this week. Apparently the end of Daylight Savings Time is great because you can trick your kids into going to bed an hour earlier on Sunday night. Just don’t set the clocks back in your house that day (or longer if you can get away with it and not mess yourself up in the process!). Then, when 7:30 rolls around, send the kids to bed because as far as they know it’s 8:30—after all, the clocks say so! I realize we only have a few short years to pull this off before they’re onto us. 🙂 I wonder if I can use this trick in reverse when Daylight Savings Time begins again in the Spring?
“It’s useless to rise early and go to bed late, and work your worried fingers to the bone. Don’t you know he enjoys giving rest to those he loves?” Psalm 127:2 (MSG)
Funny Friday: Ode to the End of Football Season
For all the families out there who have ever had little ones in football…Ode to the End of Football Season 🙂 I will not miss the 3-4 nights/week practices, late dinners and late bedtimes. ‘Til next year football…oh wait, baseball season starts in the Spring. 🙁
“There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 (NIV)
Places I never expected to see a dog…Tree? Don’t worry, his owner got him down safely. I really think he thought a squirrel was in the tree!
“So he ran ahead and climbed a sycamore-fig tree to see him, since Jesus was coming that way.” Luke 19:4 (NIV)
This gives new meaning to “dropped call”!
Apparently the owner of this phone hasn’t learned the very important life lesson of NOT putting your cell phone in your back pocket when using the toilet. They also either didn’t know they dropped it (unlikely) OR they decided it just wasn’t worth it to try and retrieve it out of this public toilet (probably a good choice). 🙂
“Likewise, whoever touches them shall be unclean and shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.” Leviticus 15:27 (NASB)
Holy Guacamole is right! Those are some pricey starters! They must be REALLY proud of their queso and guacamole! Next thing you know we’ll be paying out the wazoo for a donkey’s head and dove’s dung! 🙂
“As a result, there was a great famine in the city. The siege lasted so long that a donkey’s head sold for eighty pieces of silver, and a cup of dove’s dung sold for five pieces of silver.” 2 Kings 6:25 (NLT)
I thought this would be a fitting Funny Friday photo this week since we were just talking about getting lost and following directions and guidance. It’s no wonder I got lost in Texas with a road sign like this! The only thing missing is the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. 🙂
“Your own ears will hear him. Right behind you a voice will say, “This is the way you should go,” whether to the right or to the left.” Isaiah 30:21 (NLT)
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