“I love you even though I sometimes think about suffocating your in your sleep.” Funny…but oh so true. 🙂
“In peace I will lie down and sleep, for you alone, O LORD, will keep me safe.” Psalm 4:8 (NLT)
Thank goodness for this verse.
A good friend of mine sent me this picture. Apparently her scale informed her that she was “Old”. She said, “I know I just had a birthday, but I didn’t think my scale was supposed to tell me I was old!” She said the other option was that it may have meant “overload”, but neither one was very flattering (or accurate)! 🙂 I wonder if this could fit into the category of the dishonest scales that God detests?
“The LORD detests dishonest scales, but accurate weights find favor with him.” Proverbs 11:1 (NIV)
I came across this image on Pinterest, and it cracked me up! I can’t imagine trying to learn English as a second language. Gotta love English!
“And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.” Genesis 11:6-7 (KJV)
Have a very Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year!
“Blessed shall be your basket and your kneading bowl.” Deuteronomy 28:5 (ESV)
I stumbled upon this unconventional Christmas scene: a Coke Nativity!
“This is how Jesus the Messiah was born. His mother, Mary, was engaged to be married to Joseph. But before the marriage took place, while she was still a virgin, she became pregnant through the power of the Holy Spirit.” Matthew 1:18 (NLT)
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“El nacimiento de Jesús, el Cristo, fue así: Su madre, María, estaba comprometida para casarse con José, pero antes de unirse a él, resultó que estaba encinta por obra del Espíritu Santo.” Mateo 1:18 (NVI)
Here’s a funny, short video clip of a Night Before Christmas reading for you to enjoy! 🙂 (click here if you have trouble viewing)
“But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night…” (like Santa! …my rendition of course–that part’s not in the bible!) 2 Peter 3:10 (KJV)
So THIS is how you become a Mechanical Engineer? I think the real degree plan is that you can get a degree if you can figure the plan out! Leave it to Mechanical Engineers to come up with something like this. My husband brought this degree plan home from his advisor. He tried to explain this to me, and I was like “What?!?” He sarcastically said, “Just follow the arrows.” OK.
“Amazed and perplexed, they asked one another, “What does this mean?”” Acts 2:12 (NIV)
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing—45 years of misery is enough.”
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son asks.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts. “I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing.”
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “They’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares.”
“He honors the childless wife in her home; he makes her happy by giving her children. Praise the Lord!” Psalm 113:9 (GNT)
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