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Funny Friday: Wrong Shampoo!

I've been using the wrong shampoo!

Funny Friday: Wrong Shampoo!

I was talking with some of the ladies at Craft Club at church this past week.  One of the ladies was telling us about something she read the other day.  She was saying that she read this article about how we might be using the wrong shampoo.  The article mentioned that if you’ll read your shampoo bottle closely it says, “sheer volume,” “plumping effect,” and “thick, full body,”.  This shampoo runs down our entire body in the shower!  Now I totally understand WHY my backside is so big!! 🙂  Why have we never noticed this before?  So the solution…quit using the wrong shampoo!  Apparently the article said to start using Dawn dish soap since it “dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.”  I guess we need to start paying better attention to those warning labels!

“A happy heart is like good medicine, but a broken spirit drains your strength.” Proverbs 17:22 (NCV) 🙂 

Funny Friday: Funny Math

Funny Math

Funny Friday: Funny Math

This was a homework problem for one my husband’s mechanical engineering classes.  I had to laugh…How is this even solvable?!  He showed my son, who is in the 4th grade and asked him if he wanted to help him solve it.  My son said “No!  I don’t know what that is!  I’m not in your grade yet!”  Ha!  Kids…gotta love ’em. 🙂

The teaching of your word gives light, so even the simple can understand.”  Psalm 119:130 (NLT)

Funny Friday: LOL and Upsey

LOL...Lots of Love OR Laugh out Loud!! :)

Funny Friday: LOL and Upsey

I originally found this funny text on Pinterest a while back along with some other funny “parent texts”.  I cracked up because I can relate!  I was just having a conversation with a friend at church this week about sometimes feeling out of the loop with some of my younger students and all of their current lingo and text talk.  I even had to ask one of my college students this week what “upsey” meant because he had posted on our online course site that he was “upsey” to be in our class.  Apparently it was just a typo, and he meant to put “upset”! 🙂  You never know though!  So “LOL” today and try not to be “upsey”!

Have you ever felt "upsey"? :)

A time to weep, and a time to laugh…” Ecclesiastes 3:4 (ESV) …and a time to be “upsey” 🙂

Funny Friday: Before They Retire

Funny Friday: Before They Retire

Funny Friday: Before They Retire

My kids say some pretty funny things sometimes–especially my daughter (she’s 7).  We’ve started keeping track of the funny or cute things they say by writing them down and putting them in a jar.  Then we read them on New Year’s Eve and get several laughs as we recap the funny things said over the year.  I’ll share some of their funnies on Funny Friday from time to time.  This week my daughter came across some movie passes that we had not used yet.  She said:

“We need to use those movie things before they retire!”

She makes me smile! 🙂 Have a wonderful and safe Labor Day Weekend!  And be sure to use up any movie passes before they retire!

“Children are a blessing and a gift from the Lord.” Psalm 127:3 (CEV)

By the way...if you have any Funny Friday ideas that you would like to share or funny things your kids have said/done, please send them on to me and you might just see them on a Funny Friday post sometime!

 

Funny Friday: Master of Hide-and-Seek

Funny Friday: Master of Hide-and-Seek!

My daughter…Master of Hide-and-Seek! 🙂

“Am I a God at hand, declares the Lord, and not a God far away? Can a man hide himself in secret places so that I cannot see him? declares the Lord. Do I not fill heaven and earth? declares the Lord.” Jeremiah 23:23-24 (ESV)

Funny Friday: Unique Rabbit

Funny Friday: Unique Rabbit

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Happy Funny Friday!  Since I was talking about being “unique” earlier this week, I thought I would share one of my favorite jokes my dad used to tell me when I was a little girl.  Embrace your uniqueness!  Enjoy! 🙂

Funny Friday: Strawberry Salad

Funny Friday Strawberry Salad

This Funny Friday post comes courtesy of my good (and very funny) friend, Michelle Clifton. 🙂

Expectations…Have you ever been let down because what you expected wasn’t what you got? I don’t consider a fourth of a strawberry a salad, but by the end of dinner I was glad I hadn’t filled up on bread and lettuce because the steak was huge and amazing! Sometimes we are disappointed because we didn’t get what we wanted or when it showed up, well, we were less than impressed.  Now anytime something doesn’t go as planned, I look for the possible silver lining in the situation.

Set a goal…If you don’t get what you want, look for the silver lining in it.  The more you do it, the more natural it will become.  Next thing you know, you will no longer be focusing on the disappointment but on the possibilities.

~ Michelle

“So do not throw away this confident trust in the Lord. Remember the great reward it brings you! Patient endurance is what you need now, so that you will continue to do God’s will. Then you will receive all that he has promised.” Hebrews 10:35-36 (NLT)

Funny Friday: Remove Child Before Washing

Funny Friday: Remove Child Before Washing

Remove Child Before Washing?!  Is this really a problem?

Note to self: Children are a gift from the Lord. Please don’t put them in the washing machine.

Children are a gift from the lord; they are a reward from him.  Psalm 127:3 (NLT)