Hmmm. I think there might have been a communication breakdown with the construction of this house. I guess this is what happens when two teams don’t talk?
“But they did not listen or pay attention; instead… They went backward and not forward.” Jeremiah 7:24 (NIV)
My sister sent me this picture that she took when she was eating lunch with some coworkers at a local restaurant. Her quote was perfect…”When your AC goes out in your vehicle…just install a window unit!”
“When the south wind blows, you say, ‘Today will be a scorcher.’ And it is.” Luke 12:55 (NLT)
I thought this was humorous and fitting since we talked about people offending you earlier this week! So true…Why do people say “No offense” just before they’re about to offend you?
“For in many things we offend all. If any man offend not in word, the same is a perfect man, and able also to bridle the whole body.” James 3:2 (KJV)
I couldn’t decide if this was just cute or funny or both. Either way, raccoon peek-a-boo isn’t something you just see everyday!
“Go into the rocks, hide in the ground from the fearful presence of the LORD and the splendor of his majesty!” Isaiah 2:10 (NIV)
Hmmm…I’m not sure the doors are so useful here??? I guess at least they won’t see your face!
“Lift up your heads, O gates! And be lifted up, O ancient doors, that the King of glory may come in.” Psalm 24:7 (ESV)
I don’t think most of my college students would even get this! If this doesn’t make sense to you click here to understand about Toto and the rains down in Africa. Happy Friday! 🙂
“Elijah was as human as we are, and yet when he prayed earnestly that no rain would fall, none fell for three and a half years!” James 5:17 (NLT)
I think this one’s been floating around the internet for a while, but it’s still worth sharing.
“Listen to the village musicians gathered at the watering holes…” Judges 5:11a (NLT)
Anyone up for some winter humor?
“Yea, they made their hearts as a flint stone…” Zechariah 7:12a (King James 2000 Bible)
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