This is so me… “Just bumped into a mannequin and said “Sorry”. Then said “Oh I thought you were a person”. Then realized I was still speaking to a mannequin.” Oh, if people could see all of the inanimate objects that I speak to on a daily basis! Anyone relate?
“Your Majesty looked, and there before you stood a large statue–an enormous, dazzling statue, awesome in appearance.” Daniel 2:31 (NIV)
Well, I have some bad news. I think I just found out why I sometimes have a hard time losing & maintaining weight. Apparently if you trust in the Lord, you shall be made fat. Guess I’ll just have to stop trusting in the Lord. 😕 #timetoturnrogue #apparentlytrustinggodmakesyoufat #notverymotivating #maybeishouldreadadifferenttranslation
“He that is of a proud heart stirs up strife, but he that puts his trust in the Lord shall be made fat.” Proverbs 28:25 (JUB)
I think my dog Lucy must be gearing up for for the upcoming Summer Olympics. Apparently she thinks this fallen tree is her own personal balance beam. Now…we’ll await the dismount. Lucy, the Dog Olympian!
“God is within her, she will not fall…” Psalm 46:5a (NIV)
So sorry I missed the normal Funny Friday guys! We had a pretty bad storm here in Oklahoma and I’ve been without power for a couple of days. I was super sad that I couldn’t post my Funny Friday, and Eric (my husband) said to just do a Funny Saturday. I said, “Are you crazy?! That will NEVER work! [dramatic pause inserted here] It will have to be Silly Saturday.” And so you have it.
I saw somebody post this message on Instagram the other day… “Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.” I said to myself, “That is so me. I might sit there until Jesus comes.” Do you ever feel the need to teach people some patience?! 😉 Have a fabulous weekend everyone!
“I wait for the LORD, my soul waits…” Psalm 130:5a (ESV)
I thought this was crazy! I actually did find out on Snopes that it is a digitally manipulated photo. It still cracked me up though so I thought I’d share! Watch out for those Red Bulls, and have a Happy Friday! 🙂
“Then God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and multiply…” Genesis 1:28a (NLT)
Now, I’m not sure what qualifies as an “irregular bottom”, but I might just fit in here! 🙂 To all of your beach adventures this summer! Happy Friday!
“…and the bottom thereof shall be a cubit round about…” Ezekiel 43:17 (ASV)
We came across this shop sign recently. Pretty profound…”Open unless closed”. Hmmm.
“…so he shall open, and none shall shut; and he shall shut, and none shall open.” Isaiah 22:22b (KJV)
Another fun Pinterest meme for your Friday enjoyment! Have a great weekend! And Happy Father’s Day to all you fabulous dads out there! 🙂
“He will flatter and win over those who have violated the covenant. But the people who know their God will be strong and will resist him.” Daniel 11:32 (NLT)
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