I saw this posted on Instagram the other day. Is this really an issue?! …that we need to tell people to sit down to use the toilet instead of standing on it?
“Jesus said, “Have the people sit down.”” John 6:10a (NIV)
It’s fall y’all! A friend told me about seeing this Pumpkin Spice Charmin image the other day. Unfortunately, there will be no pumpkin spice toilet paper anytime soon according to Charmin’s tweet back in 2014. Still, it’s a funny concept nonetheless!
“…for the harvest time has come.” Mark 4:29b
So, I thought it would be fun to mess with the guys at Which Wich? at lunch this week. The first thing that popped in my head when I saw “My Name” was “My Name is No”! I’m not quite sure if they thought it was as funny as I did! 🙂 Especially when they just said with a straight face “No, your sandwich is ready.” Maybe they weren’t familiar with the song??
I guess I felt a little better after I posted the pic on Twitter and they replied…
“She conceived again and bore a daughter. And the LORD said to him, “Call her name No Mercy, for I will no more have mercy on the house of Israel, to forgive them at all.” Hosea 1:6 (ESV)
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I’m outstanding. 😛
“So then, dear brothers and sisters, be firm. Do not be moved! Always be outstanding in the work of the Lord, knowing that your labor is not in vain in the Lord.” 1 Corinthians 15:58 (NET)
Can you believe it? Another rollback value! These are so hard to pass up. It’s almost as good as this rollback here.
“You will roll them up like a robe; like a garment they will be changed. But you remain the same, and your years will never end.” Hebrews 1:12 (NIV)
Another funny Pinterest find! It’s a pretty cute kid.
“Jesse took a donkey loaded with bread, a container of wine, and one kid, and sent them to Saul along with his son David.” 1 Samuel 16:20 (ISV)
At bedtime my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug. Oh so true. Do they all receive some type of special of training for this or is it just instinct? 🙂
“May his children roam around begging…” Psalm 109:10a (ISV)
My sister sent this weather forecast image to me, and I can’t stop laughing at it! “I don’t know what city this is, but they’re all gonna die Thursday.”
“Everyone was burned by this blast of heat…” Revelation 16:9a (NLT)
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