Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says “Oh no she didn’t!”, she in fact did. 🙂
“But above all, my brothers, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or by any other oath, but let your “yes” be yes and your “no” be no, so that you may not fall under condemnation.” James 5:2 (ESV)
Mr. Clean is based on scripture?
“And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.” Leviticus 13:40 (KJV)
Eric’s mom sent this picture after they had hay baled in some of their ranch fields. Eric teased her that it wasn’t real and that she just stuck the head of the opossum on top of the bale of hay. She swore she didn’t, but either way it’s pretty gross, freaky and kind of sad…and a little funny. Poor opossum. I don’t think the cows will find it appetizing. I read this verse (below) about harvesting the hay and talk of sheep and goats, but it said nothing about opossums!
“After the hay is harvested and the new crop appears and the mountain grasses are gathered in, your sheep will provide wool for clothing, and your goats will provide the price of a field.” Proverbs 27:25-26 (NLT)
My sister recently asked my niece to make a list of food that she’d like for a movie night. Her list consisted of “Mazzio’s Pizza, Dr. Pepper, chips (preferably Lay’s), M&M’s or something like that, and some kind of junk food to snack on“. Gotta love teenagers! 🙂
Oh the joys of summer break… This was a recent conversation I had with my young son:
Me: Go get dressed. You don’t need to be walking around in your underwear all day.
My Son: Are we going anywhere?
Me: No.
My Son: Then why do I need to get dressed? Getting dressed just wastes clothes.
“…naked…and not ashamed.” Genesis 2:25
I ran across this video last week and thought I’d share… This poor dog got thrown under the bus by her best friend (the accuser) when asked “Who made this mess?” (Click here for the direct link to watch the video on YouTube) This is hilarious! They look like my kids!
“When you are on the way to court with your adversary, settle your differences quickly. Otherwise, your accuser may hand you over to the judge, who will hand you over to an officer, and you will be thrown into prison.” Matthew 5:25 (NLT)
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This might give whole new meaning to hot dog on the Fourth of July! This little guy just wanted to fetch the firework. Have a safe and happy weekend!
“On the wicked he will rain fiery coals and burning sulfur; a scorching wind will be their lot.” Psalm 11:6 (NIV)
Happy 4th!
What fishing with Moses must have been like…”Moses stop it!” Gotta love some good ol’ Christian humor!
“Then Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and the LORD drove the sea back by a strong east wind all night and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.” Exodus 14:21 (ESV)
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