This made me laugh so much! Is it weird that I had background theme music for this dog running through my head as I watched? …those old Matthew Wilder song lyrics “Ain’t nothin’ gonna to break my stride, Nobody’s gonna slow me down, oh-no I got to keep on movin’, Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride, I’m running and I won’t touch ground, Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'”!
“He said, “Come what may, I want to run…” 2 Samuel 18:23 (NIV)
Don’t you just love the humor of kids? A friend of mine had a student turn this in recently. Ah, the difficult life of a caravan camel…and of an elementary student identifying sentence fragments! The struggle is real!
“She arrived in Jerusalem with a large group of attendants and a great caravan of camels loaded with spices, large quantities of gold, and precious jewels…” 1 Kings 10:2 (NLT)
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them one hundred and sexy! 🙂
“Make it your goal to live a quiet life, minding your own business and working with your hands, just as we instructed you before.” 1 Thessalonians 4:11 (NLT)
You gotta love a good weight meme! I swiped this one from my sister Cora’s Instagram. 🙂 Do you weigh yourself accurately? Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong all along.
“Let God weigh me in honest scales and he will know that I am blameless” Job 31:6 (NIV)
I think I found the perfect mirror to go with some of those pesky weight loss New Year’s resolutions! Do you think a “Leaner Mirror” really makes you look leaner? 🙂
“And in that day the glory of Jacob will be brought low, and the fat of his flesh will grow lean.” Isaiah 17:4 (ESV)
This hilarious 3 minute video of Christmas according to kids has been quite popular on the internet this month. Southland Christian Church did a great job of acting out the children’s version of the Christmas story! The reenactment is spot on to the kids’ retelling! Take a few minutes to watch this clip and you might learn something new 🙂 …like maybe how Mary must have been doing laundry as the angel approached her or how she and Joseph ventured to Bethle-ha-ha-ham. (If you’re viewing through e-mail click on the post link to watch the video or watch it directly on YouTube via this link.)
“They asked Jesus, “Do you hear what these children are saying?” “Yes,” Jesus replied. “Haven’t you ever read the Scriptures? For they say, ‘You have taught children and infants to give you praise.'” Matthew 21:16 (NLT)
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away!
“They have ears but cannot hear, and noses but cannot smell.” Psalm 115:6 (NLT)
I can always count on my daughter for a good laugh. So this past week my 9 year old daughter was telling me that her music teacher is having a baby. She was telling me all about it—how all the kids are excited and get to vote to guess whether it will be a boy or girl.
Just to see what they’d say, I said to my kids, “What would you guys think if you found out mom was going to have another baby?” Then my daughter says, “You can’t. You’re spayed.”
After laughing and almost wetting my pants, I had to correct her and tell her that it was actually her daddy who got “fixed”! 🙂
“The Angel of the LORD appeared to the woman and said to her, “It is true that you are unable to conceive…” Judges 13:3 (HCSB)
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