My sister found this great scarecrow meme and sent it to me. This job isn’t for everyone, but hay…it’s in my jeans.
“Like a scarecrow in a cucumber field, their idols cannot speak; they must be carried because they cannot walk. Do not fear them; they can do no harm nor can they do any good.” Jeremiah 10:5 (NIV)
Here’s another funny meme I got from my cousin. Albeit a little dark and a bit uncouth, it still made me laugh more than I should have! 🙂
“He unleashes his lightning beneath the whole heaven and sends it to the ends of the earth.” Job 37:3 (NIV)
I did a double take when my cousin showed me this hilarious meme! Somebody was pretty creative when they saw a smoking car holding a selfie stick!
“Your eyes will see strange sights, and your mind will imagine confusing things.” Proverbs 23:33 (NIV)
My sister sent this to me and said it sounds like us! It really does–I can totally see us saying this to each other! Well, eBay or Etsy sound better than this Old Testament option…
“Suppose a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father or mother, even though they discipline him. In such a case, the father and mother must take the son to the elders as they hold court at the town gate. The parents must say to the elders, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious and refuses to obey. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of his town must stone him to death. In this way, you will purge this evil from among you, and all Israel will hear about it and be afraid.” Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (NLT)
When my mom called and left a voicemail asking about what my daughter wants for her birthday, my phone apparently took some additional liberty with the transcription. That is, unless my mom is changing my name to George.
“saying, “Your name is Jacob, but you will not be called Jacob any longer. From now on your name will be Israel.” So God renamed him Israel.” Genesis 35:10
This dog leaping into the ocean just makes me smile!
“Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Lord!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water.” John 21:7 (NIV)
Apparently this is where Sprite comes from. Well, they do say it’s a lemon-lime drink to quench you when you are parched with thirst. Obey your thirst.
“The poor and needy search for water, but there is none; their tongues are parched with thirst. But I the LORD will answer them; I, the God of Israel, will not forsake them.” Isaiah 41:17 (NIV)
How do I like my eggs? Umm…in a cake. Duh!
“Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg?” Job 6:6 (NLT)
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