You guys ready for some cheesy Christmas humor? …
Reindeer: “Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?”
Santa: “Because they are my star bucks.”
“Here is my servant, whom I support. Here is my chosen one, with whom I am pleased…” Isaiah 42:1a (GW)
The struggle is real guys… I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
“Like animals going down into a valley…” Isaiah 63:14a (GW)
Since we talked earlier this week about practicing how to talk less and listen more, I thought I’d share a funny video clip that came to mind from comedian Brian Regan about being a “me monster” that’s relevant to this week’s topic. (direct YouTube link here)
“Fools have no interest in understanding; they only want to air their own opinions.” Proverbs 18:2 (NLT)
Ha! How clever someone was with this meme. =)
“…all the service connected with these.” Numbers 3:31b (ESV)
My friend Gwen sent this meme to me recently. That shoe-eating dog resembles my dog Lucy an awful lot! Hmmm.
“I’ll help the blind walk, even on a road they do not know; I’ll guide thm in directions they do not know. I’ll turn the dark places into light in front of them, and the rough places into level ground. These are the things I will do, and I won’t abandon them.” Isaiah 42:16 (ISV)
“…he will strengthen you and protect you from the evil one.” 2 Thessalonians 3:3b (NIV)
One of my best friends, Michelle, sent this quote to me and our friend Elizabeth this week. 😀 We’ve been friends since college, almost 25 years now (insert Home Alone face slap). Even though we’ve lived in separate cities, states, and even a 1000 miles away, we’ve remained close. May each of you have octopus on your face friends like my friends Michelle and Elizabeth! Happy Friday!
“One who has unreliable friends soon comes to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother. [like an octopus on your face–that part’s not in the bible 🙂]” Proverbs 18:24 (NIV)
I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I’m raising them. My goodness…does this ever ring so true in the midst of raising a teen and pre-teen! (insert head slap)
“Their children will be mighty in the land; the generation of the upright will be blessed.” Psalm 112:2 (NIV)
I found this awesome tip for your on Pinterest! You’re welcome!
“…throw it away…” Matthew 5:30 (NIV)
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