Here’s a fun idea… If you answer the phone with, “Hello! You’re on the air!” most telemarketers will quickly hang up.
“…Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.” James 4:7 (NIV)
Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to “where do you see yourself in five years from now?” 🙂
“Now I have come to explain to you what will happen to your people in the future, for the vision concerns a time yet to come.” Daniel 10:14 (NIV)
My mom sent this funny to me… “Question for my essential oil friends. Which oil calms housebound family members down? Chloroform? It’s chloroform, isn’t it?”
“Therefore, since these facts are undeniable, you ought to calm down and not do anything rash.” Acts 19:36 (NIV)
Apparently at Murphys Irish Bar in Spain, the sweet love ballad by Neil Diamond is banned… “Due to COVID-19 Sweet Caroline is banned. There will be no: touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you.” Clever. 🙂
“Do not handle! Do not taste! Do not touch!”?” Colossians 2:21 (NIV)
Statements of 2020…Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I’d go up to a bank teller with a mask on asking for money.
“She lies in wait like a robber…” Proverbs 23:28a (NLT)
The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys, and phone”.
“For in whomever these things are not present, he is blind, being short sighted, having received forgetfulness…” 2 Peter 1:9 (BLB)
One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better. Anyone relate? 🙂
“So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day.” 2 Corinthians 4:16 (ESV)
Great meme! “I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up, or is there a number to call?”
“They called for help, but no one came to their rescue…” Psalm 18:41a (NLT)
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