Funny Friday: Would You Like Some Opossum With Your Hay?

Would you like some opossum with your hay?

Funny Friday: Would You Like Some Opossum With Your Hay?

Eric’s mom sent this picture after they had hay baled in some of their ranch fields.  Eric teased her that it wasn’t real and that she just stuck the head of the opossum on top of the bale of hay.  She swore she didn’t, but either way it’s pretty gross, freaky and kind of sad…and a little funny.  Poor opossum.  I don’t think the cows will find it appetizing.  I read this verse (below) about harvesting the hay and talk of sheep and goats, but it said nothing about opossums!

“After the hay is harvested and the new crop appears and the mountain grasses are gathered in, your sheep will provide wool for clothing, and your goats will provide the price of a field.” Proverbs 27:25-26 (NLT)

Funny Friday: Junk Food

My sister asked my niece to make a list of food that she'd like for a movie night...she gave her list, then wanted some junk food too.

Funny Friday: Junk Food

My sister recently asked my niece to make a list of food that she’d like for a movie night.  Her list consisted of “Mazzio’s Pizza, Dr. Pepper, chips (preferably Lay’s), M&M’s or something like that, and some kind of junk food to snack on“.  Gotta love teenagers! 🙂

“Why do you spend your money on junk food, your hard-earned cash on cotton candy? Listen to me, listen well: Eat only the best, fill yourself with only the finest.” Isaiah 55:2 (MSG)

Funny Friday: Unclean

We were recently sitting in a waiting room at the hospital. My brother was concerned that his drink might get germs. I think he was afraid it might become unclean...so I gave it a mask.

Funny Friday: Unclean

We were recently sitting in a waiting room at the hospital.  My brother was concerned that his drink might get germs.  I think he was afraid it might become unclean…so I gave it a mask. 🙂

“Anything that an unclean person touches becomes unclean, and anyone who touches it becomes unclean till evening.” Numbers 19:22 (NIV)

“Any edible food coming into contact with that unclean water will become unclean, and any drinkable liquid in any container will become unclean.” Leviticus 11:34 (HCSB)

Funny Friday: Get Dressed

Why do I need to get dressed? Getting dressed just wastes clothes.

Funny Friday: Get Dressed

Oh the joys of summer break… This was a recent conversation I had with my young son:

Me:  Go get dressed.  You don’t need to be walking around in your underwear all day.

My Son:  Are we going anywhere?

Me:  No.

My Son:  Then why do I need to get dressed?  Getting dressed just wastes clothes.

“…naked…and not ashamed.” Genesis 2:25 

Funny Friday: Who Made This Mess?

Funny Friday: Who Made This Mess?

I ran across this video last week and thought I’d share… This poor dog got thrown under the bus by her best friend (the accuser) when asked “Who made this mess?”  (Click here for the direct link to watch the video on YouTube)  This is hilarious!  They look like my kids!

“When you are on the way to court with your adversary, settle your differences quickly. Otherwise, your accuser may hand you over to the judge, who will hand you over to an officer, and you will be thrown into prison.” Matthew 5:25 (NLT)

Funny Friday: Dear God

Dear God...Funny kid's letters to God

Funny Friday: Dear God

To go along with our topic of prayer this week, I came across these cute and funny “Dear God” letters from kids.  Some of these are great!  I’ve kinda always wondered about the giraffe too. 😉

“Call to me and I will answer you, and will tell you great and hidden things that you have not known.” Jeremiah 33:3 (ESV)

Funny Friday: Fetch the Firework

Fetch the firework

credit: icanhas.cheezburger.com

Funny Friday: Fetch the Firework

This might give whole new meaning to hot dog on the Fourth of July!  This little guy just wanted to fetch the firework.  Have a safe and happy weekend!

“On the wicked he will rain fiery coals and burning sulfur; a scorching wind will be their lot.” Psalm 11:6 (NIV)

Happy 4th!

Happy 4th!

Funny Friday: Moses Stop It!

What fishing with Moses must have been like..."Moses, stop it!"  Gotta love some good ol' Christian humor!

Funny Friday: Moses, Stop It!

What fishing with Moses must have been like…”Moses stop it!”  Gotta love some good ol’ Christian humor!

“Then Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and the LORD drove the sea back by a strong east wind all night and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.” Exodus 14:21 (ESV)