Another Funny Friday courtesy of my sister, Cora… Police Toilet Stolen! Cops have nothing to go on.
“Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself.” Deuteronomy 23:12 (NIV)
Do not accept a friend request from Hormel Foods. It could be spam.
“For the appeal we make does not spring from error or impure motives, nor are we trying to trick you.” 1 Thessalonians 2:3 (NIV)
Another funny meme and pun from my sister Cora. It appears that someone lost their Focus!
“Therefore, holy brothers, partners in a heavenly calling, keep your focus on Jesus, the apostle and high priest of our confession.” Hebrews 3:1 (ISV)
Still stocked up on Funny Fridays courtesy of my sister! Here’s another “punny” one she sent. 🙂
“Then Jesus said to him, “Get up! Pick up your mat and walk.”” John 5:8 (NIV)
This is very literally wrong on so many levels. 🙂 Happy Friday!
“The path of the righteous is level; you, the Upright One, make the way of the righteous smooth.” Isaiah 26:7 (NIV)
More puns anyone? I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable…One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
“You will know that your tent is secure; you will take stock of your property and find nothing missing.” Job 5:24 (NIV)
Here’s another Funny Friday for your enjoyment…or should I say Punny Friday! 😉 Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum, because I found Himalayan on the road! …Just to clear things up–I don’t really eat possum. Although, I’m pretty sure I have some relatives who do.
“…They stripped him of his clothes, beat him up, and left him half dead beside the road.” Luke 10:30b (NLT)
My sister is keeping me stocked up on Funny Fridays! Here’s another courtesy of Cora! She’s so punny! 🙂 “I had a happy childhood. Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.”
“…because they will bring you long life, good years, and peace.” Proverbs 3:2 (GW)
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