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Funny Friday: Moms texting each other

Moms texting each other... this is me and my sister

Funny Friday: Moms texting each other

My sister sent this to me and said it sounds like us!  It really does–I can totally see us saying this to each other! Well, eBay or Etsy sound better than this Old Testament option…

“Suppose a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father or mother, even though they discipline him. In such a case, the father and mother must take the son to the elders as they hold court at the town gate. The parents must say to the elders, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious and refuses to obey. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of his town must stone him to death. In this way, you will purge this evil from among you, and all Israel will hear about it and be afraid.” Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (NLT)

Funny Friday: Where Sprite Comes From

This is where Sprite comes from

Funny Friday: Where Sprite Comes From

Apparently this is where Sprite comes from.  Well, they do say it’s a lemon-lime drink to quench you when you are parched with thirst.  Obey your thirst.

“The poor and needy search for water, but there is none; their tongues are parched with thirst. But I the LORD will answer them; I, the God of Israel, will not forsake them.” Isaiah 41:17 (NIV)

Funny Friday: How do I like my eggs?

How do I like my eggs?  Umm...in a cake!

Funny Friday: How do I like my eggs?

How do I like my eggs? Umm…in a cake. Duh!

“Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg?” Job 6:6 (NLT)

Funny Friday: Weigh Yourself Accurately

Weigh yourself accurately!

Funny Friday: Weigh Yourself Accurately

You gotta love a good weight meme! I swiped this one from my sister Cora’s Instagram. 🙂 Do you weigh yourself accurately? Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong all along.

“Let God weigh me in honest scales and he will know that I am blameless” Job 31:6 (NIV)

Funny Friday: Leaner Mirror

Sooo...This "leaner mirror" will make me look more lean right?

Funny Friday: Leaner Mirror

I think I found the perfect mirror to go with some of those pesky weight loss New Year’s resolutions!  Do you think a “Leaner Mirror” really makes you look leaner? 🙂

“And in that day the glory of Jacob will be brought low, and the fat of his flesh will grow lean.” Isaiah 17:4 (ESV)

Funny Friday: Batman Smells

Jingle Bells, Batman smells...

Funny Friday: Batman Smells

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away!

“They have ears but cannot hear, and noses but cannot smell.” Psalm 115:6 (NLT)

Funny Friday: Turkey Leftovers

Turkey Leftovers tip...

Funny Friday: Turkey Leftovers

I found a great tip for those turkey leftovers!  First, wrap your turkey leftovers in aluminum foil, and then throw them out!  Bam!  Easy as that! 🙂

“If any of it is eaten on the third day, it is impure and will not be accepted.” Leviticus 19:7 (NIV)

Funny Friday: Just a cookie

just-a-cookie

Funny Friday: Just a cookie

Hmmm….Baked Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough??  I’m pretty sure that’s just a cookie.

“They baked the dough which they had brought out of Egypt into cakes of unleavened bread…” Exodus 12:39 (NASB)