Another Funny Friday for you courtesy of my sister…she’s keeping me stocked up! Have a great weekend! 🙂
“It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven.” Revelation 13:6 (NIV)
Yes, I’m not sure that the spare tire on this Jeep will do the job.
“So his servants removed him from the chariot he was in and carried him away in a backup chariot…” 2 Chronicles 35:24a (ISV)
I guess this mural on the side of a church caused some kids to yell out, “Look dad! Jesus is doing the floss!” #FlossingJesus (For those unfamiliar with the “floss” dance, Wikipedia explains it for you here! 🙂 )
“…dancing before the LORD with all his might” 2 Samuel 6:14b (NIV)
My sister sent another funny… Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggie! 🙂 Gotta love the pups’ faces in this meme.
“From his throne in heaven the Lord laughs…” Psalm 2:4 (GNT)
Another funny courtesy of my sister: Kids are like boats…they go in the right direction when paddled from the rear. 🙂
“A child’s heart has a tendency to do wrong, but the rod of discipline removes it far away from him.” Proverbs 22:15 (ISV)
Funny Friday: Children BrothMy brother was smoking some meat on his new smoker the other day. Apparently “children broth” is the secret to keeping the meat moist. My brother is disturbed. 🙂 Just kidding! Gotta love autocorrect! #chickenbrothNOTchildrenbroth
“You must not worship the LORD your God the way the other nations worship their gods, for they perform for their gods every detestable act that the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters as sacrifices to their gods.” Deuteronomy 12:31 (NLT)
This wasn’t from my phone messages, but it might as well have been! 🙂
“So go ahead. Eat your food with joy, and drink your wine with a happy heart, for God approves of this!” Ecclesiastes 9:7 (NLT)
Does anybody else’s kids do this when they hurt each other?…”I’m sorry! You’re fine, you’re fine! Please don’t tell mom!”
“Your enemies will be right in your own household!” Matthew 10:36 (NLT)
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