So for those out shopping this weekend… If anyone is wanting to get my kids a Christmas present, they like groceries, electricity and water. 🙂
“Don’t store up treasures here on earth, where moths eat them and rust destroys them, and where thieves break in and steal.” Matthew 6:19 (NLT)
Another Funny Friday courtesy of my sister, Cora… Police Toilet Stolen! Cops have nothing to go on.
“Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself.” Deuteronomy 23:12 (NIV)
Does anyone else think this laughing plane meme is as funny as I do? 🙂 The planes do. heehee
“Then Abraham fell on his face and laughed…” Genesis 17:17a (ESV)
Do not accept a friend request from Hormel Foods. It could be spam.
“For the appeal we make does not spring from error or impure motives, nor are we trying to trick you.” 1 Thessalonians 2:3 (NIV)
Another funny meme and pun from my sister Cora. It appears that someone lost their Focus!
“Therefore, holy brothers, partners in a heavenly calling, keep your focus on Jesus, the apostle and high priest of our confession.” Hebrews 3:1 (ISV)
I can just picture the commercial…a person just finishes using the bathroom, reaches for the toilet paper only to find and empty roll, reaches forward to open the cabinet door where the extra toilet paper is kept only to find it empty too. Then…cue the 1988 Cinderella song “Don’t Know What You’ve Got (Till It’s Gone)”.
“These things will disappear…” Hebrews 1:11a (ERV)
Run Forest Run! I’m not sure if this tree belongs on Forrest Gump or The Lord of the Rings! 🙂
“And the glory of his forest, and of his beautiful hill, shall be consumed from the soul even to the flesh, and he shall run away through fear.” Isaiah 10:18 (DRB)
Are you singing the song in your head yet? “At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.”
“In that day the wolf and the lamb will live together; the leopard will lie down with the baby goat. The calf and the yearling will be safe with the lion, and a little child will lead them all. The cow will graze near the bear. The cub and the calf will lie down together. The lion will eat hay like a cow.” Isaiah 11:6-7 (NLT)
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