A couple of years ago I shared this funny video of how kids retell the story of Christmas. I thought it was worth revisiting this year!
“They asked Jesus, “Do you hear what these children are saying?” “Yes,” Jesus replied. “Haven’t you ever read the Scriptures? For they say, ‘You have taught children and infants to give you praise.'” Matthew 21:16 (NLT)
A buddy of my husband’s showed him this pic he found the other day. His had a funny comment added…something like this husband will never be allowed to help with Christmas lights again!
“…but the LORD your God forbids you to do such things.” Deuteronomy 18:14b (NLT)
No crude jokes here! 🙂 I put some of these cheesy but fun Christmas jokes in our family advent calendar this year. Hope you’re enjoying the season so far!
“Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.” Ephesians 5:4 (ESV)
You guys ready for some cheesy Christmas humor? …
Reindeer: “Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?”
Santa: “Because they are my star bucks.”
“Here is my servant, whom I support. Here is my chosen one, with whom I am pleased…” Isaiah 42:1a (GW)
This winter decor window display is priceless! Apparently autocorrect even affects snowmen. I didn’t take this photo so I’m not sure which store deserves the credit. Super creative and relevant though! Good on them. 🙂
“…Our brothers have made our hearts melt…” Deuteronomy 1:28 (NIV)
Ran across this clever “gingerbread house” meme the other day. I think I might actually be able to make this one!
“The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down.” Proverbs 14:1 (NIV)
Me: Santa, I want a magical unicorn for Christmas.
Santa: Be realistic.
Me: OK. Then, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink hot coffee and pee in peace.
Santa: What color unicorn would you like?
“Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow?” Job 39:10 (KJV)
Here’s a little hack for when you run out of Christmas wrapping paper!
“The Savior–yes, the Messiah, the Lord–has been born today in Bethlehem, the city of David!” Luke 2:11 (NLT)
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