I think this one’s been floating around the internet for a while, but it’s still worth sharing.
“Listen to the village musicians gathered at the watering holes…” Judges 5:11a (NLT)
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, which means that chocolate abounds. So for all of you health-conscious chocolate lover’s out there…don’t sweat it. Just remember that chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. That means that chocolate is salad. 🙂
“‘…I have given every green plant for food.’ And it was so.” Genesis 1:30b (ESV)
Anyone up for some winter humor?
“Yea, they made their hearts as a flint stone…” Zechariah 7:12a (King James 2000 Bible)
Watch your step! BUT if you DO fall…make sure you fall fabulously!
“Again I ask: Did they stumble so as to fall beyond recovery? Not at all!…” Romans 11:11a (NIV)
Check out this beach soccer fail. This is an example of when trying to help goes wrong. Happy Friday! Hope your weekend goes better than this! 🙂
“Unmindful that a foot may crush them, that some wild animal may trample them.” Job 39:15 (NIV)
Here’s another funny Pinterest find. Seems fitting for the first of the year with fitness goals in full swing: Yeah, I’m into fitness…Fitness whole pizza in my mouth!
“But everything should be done in a fitting and orderly way.” 1 Corinthians 14:40 (NIV)
I came across another friend for Phteven!
“But Moses pleaded with the LORD, “O Lord, I’m not very good with words. I never have been, and I’m not now, even though you have spoken to me. I get tongue-tied, and my words get tangled.”” Exodus 4:10 (NLT)
This song by Straight No Chaser has apparently been out for a while so you may have heard it before, but I just recently heard it for the first time while listening to my Christmas Pandora radio station the other day. I LOVED it…cracked me up! I had to go find it on YouTube (click here for direct YouTube link) to share with you. I don’t think I’ve seen a funnier 12 Days of Christmas rendition! Even if you’ve heard it before, it’s worth taking another listen. 🙂
“And I will set a sign among them, and I will send of them that shall be saved, to the Gentiles into the sea, into Africa…” Isaiah 55:19 (DRB)
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