Category Archives: Funny Friday

Funny Friday: Jokes for Kids

Jokes for kids

Funny Friday: Jokes for Kids

CAUTION: High Cheesy Factor!  Here are a few jokes for kids that you can enjoy and share with the kiddos in your life.  Each summer when my kids go to camp, I send them letters to read each day that they are there.  Their favorite part of the letters is the “Joke of the Day” that I include in each letter.  My kids are at camp this week so I thought I’d share the jokes that I sent with them this year.  Have a happy Friday!

“Thanksgiving and the sounds of laughter will come out of them…” Jeremiah 30:19a (ISV)

Funny Friday: Graduation Cake Fails

Graduation Cake Fails

Funny Friday: Graduation Cake Fails

In honor of all of the recent graduations, I thought it would be fitting to share a few graduation funnies…namely some graduation cake fails.  The first cake apparently has certified and validated that there are genuine Victorians (aka “Valid Victorian”) at that graduation ceremony!  I’m not sure if the “Fireworks Explosion” decoration request was just too much to ask or maybe just a bit of sarcasm.  I can’t help but picture Ben Stein (as in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off….”Bueller, Bueller, Bueller”) saying in his flat and monotone voice “Class of 2007 Rocks…Fireworks Explosion”.  Lastly, how anyone could confuse “put a CAP on her head” for “put a CAT on her head” is beyond me!!  I hope you get as many laughs from these as I did!  Happy Friday! 🙂

“Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.” Genesis 11:7 (NIV)

Funny Friday: Jake from State Farm

Jake from State Farm

Funny Friday: Jake from State Farm

I met Jake from State Farm at our local insurance office the other day.  I think somebody may have stolen his khakis!

“Then Jacob tore his clothes and dressed himself in burlap…” Genesis 37:34a (NLT)

Burlap is khaki-colored, right?

Funny Friday: They will find you

Bathroom Break--They will find you!

Funny Friday: They will find you

Oh so true.  Not even in the privacy of your bathroom can you escape from your kids.  They WILL find you.  My sister found and sent this to me the other day because we were just talking about this very subject around Mother’s Day when we were reminiscing about never giving our poor mother privacy…even when she went to the bathroom.  Sorry mom!

“You will find no place to hide; there will be no way to escape.” Jeremiah 25:35 (NLT)

Funny Friday: I want to learn British

My young daughter says, "I want to learn British. They just speak with an accent." :)

Funny Friday: I want to learn British

We were recently talking at dinner about learning different foreign languages.  My young daughter chimed in and said, “I want to learn British.  They just speak with an accent.” 🙂  We’re never short of laughs with my kids around.

“At one time all the people of the world spoke the same language and used the same words.” Genesis 11:1 (NLT)

Funny Friday: You can’t eat ice cream without your children!

You can't eat ice cream without your children!

Funny Friday: You can’t eat ice cream without your children!

According to my young niece, there’s a rule that you can’t eat ice cream without your children. When her dad asked her “Where’s it say that?”, she quickly replied, “The Bible. It’s in the Bible.” 🙂

“Do not eat it, so that it may go well with you and your children after you, because you will be doing what is right in the eyes of the LORD.” Deuteronomy 12:25 (NIV)

Funny Friday: I can’t find my cell phone

Crap. I gotta go. I can't find my cell phone anywhere!

Funny Friday:  I can’t find my cell phone

This is the story of my life! 🙂 “Crap. I gotta go. I can’t find my cell phone anywhere!”  My mom sent this image to me after I “lost” my cell phone twice this past weekend when I was with her.  Once I had just handed her my phone to show her something on it, and then 10 seconds later I said, “Crap.  I can’t find my phone.”  A couple of hours later when we were walking around at a plant festival I pulled my phone out of my back pocket; then moments later I started feeling my back pocket for my phone…”Crap.  My cell phone is missing.”  Then I cracked up laughing because I realized that I was holding it in my left hand!  I’m telling you…if my head wasn’t screwed on. 🙂  Maybe somebody has prayed a hedge of thorns around me??

“Look how I’m blocking her path with thorns and building a wall to hinder her, so she can’t find her way.” Hosea 2:6 (ISV)

Funny Friday: Humans Still Think I’m Lost

Humans still think I'm lost

Funny Friday: Humans Still Think I’m Lost

I don’t think I’d ever find this dog!  I think I found the NEW master of hide-and-seek. 🙂

“I have wandered away like a lost sheep; come and find me, for I have not forgotten your commands.” Psalm 119:176 (NLT)