Dr. B. Gee …Presumably good at helping people stay alive. I realize this humor may be lost on some (i.e. my children!), so watch the following video/song from the Bee Gees for some context. 😉
“Paul told the officer and the soldiers, “If these sailors don’t stay on the ship, you have no hope of staying alive.”” Acts 27:31 (GWT)
Hmmm…Not sure I want to use a tissue if it comes out of THAT! I don’t know if this was thought through all the way.
“Think again, you fools! When will you finally catch on?” Psalm 94:8 (NLT)
Another Funny Friday for you courtesy of my sister…she’s keeping me stocked up! Have a great weekend! 🙂
“It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven.” Revelation 13:6 (NIV)
Yes, I’m not sure that the spare tire on this Jeep will do the job.
“So his servants removed him from the chariot he was in and carried him away in a backup chariot…” 2 Chronicles 35:24a (ISV)
I guess this mural on the side of a church caused some kids to yell out, “Look dad! Jesus is doing the floss!” #FlossingJesus (For those unfamiliar with the “floss” dance, Wikipedia explains it for you here! 🙂 )
“…dancing before the LORD with all his might” 2 Samuel 6:14b (NIV)
My sister sent another funny… Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggie! 🙂 Gotta love the pups’ faces in this meme.
“From his throne in heaven the Lord laughs…” Psalm 2:4 (GNT)
Another funny courtesy of my sister: Kids are like boats…they go in the right direction when paddled from the rear. 🙂
“A child’s heart has a tendency to do wrong, but the rod of discipline removes it far away from him.” Proverbs 22:15 (ISV)
My sister sent some “Oklahoma funny” to me the other day. For those unaware, we’ve had some incessant rains and some severe flooding recently. Some local comedian decided to post this funny sign, “Whoever prayed for rain please pray for my bank account”. 🙂
“Then, when he prayed again, the sky sent down rain and the earth began to yield its crops.” James 5:18 (NLT)
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