Funny Friday: Hey Siri Zero Divided by Zero
The other day my son told me to ask Siri what zero divided by zero is. This was her response…
“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make any sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.”
Nice. Gotta love Siri’s sarcasm! #FunThingsToAskSiri
“…my friends have abandoned me.” Job 19:14b (ISV)
Funny Friday: Close that bad boy up!
I laughed out loud when I saw this on my daughter’s math worksheet that she brought home this week. I love this kid! This is completely her personality! How do you close a shape? Well, OBVIOUSLY you just add a line to close that bad boy up!
“In that day I will raise up the tabernacle of David, that is fallen: and I will close up the breaches of the walls thereof, and repair what was fallen: and I will rebuild it as in the days of old.” Amos 9:11 (Douay-Rheims Bible)
Funny Friday: Funny Math
This was a homework problem for one my husband’s mechanical engineering classes. I had to laugh…How is this even solvable?! He showed my son, who is in the 4th grade and asked him if he wanted to help him solve it. My son said “No! I don’t know what that is! I’m not in your grade yet!” Ha! Kids…gotta love ’em. 🙂
“The teaching of your word gives light, so even the simple can understand.” Psalm 119:130 (NLT)