Funny Friday: Running Late
Does this ring true for anyone else? Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms out there whose kids turn into sloths riding turtles when you’re running late! Hang in there moms!
“This is all the more urgent, for you know how late it is; time is running out…” Romans 13:11a (NLT)
Funny Friday: Caravan Camel
Don’t you just love the humor of kids? A friend of mine had a student turn this in recently. Ah, the difficult life of a caravan camel…and of an elementary student identifying sentence fragments! The struggle is real!
“She arrived in Jerusalem with a large group of attendants and a great caravan of camels loaded with spices, large quantities of gold, and precious jewels…” 1 Kings 10:2 (NLT)
Funny Friday: Christmas According to Kids
This hilarious 3 minute video of Christmas according to kids has been quite popular on the internet this month. Southland Christian Church did a great job of acting out the children’s version of the Christmas story! The reenactment is spot on to the kids’ retelling! Take a few minutes to watch this clip and you might learn something new 🙂 …like maybe how Mary must have been doing laundry as the angel approached her or how she and Joseph ventured to Bethle-ha-ha-ham. (If you’re viewing through e-mail click on the post link to watch the video or watch it directly on YouTube via this link.)
“They asked Jesus, “Do you hear what these children are saying?” “Yes,” Jesus replied. “Haven’t you ever read the Scriptures? For they say, ‘You have taught children and infants to give you praise.'” Matthew 21:16 (NLT)
Funny Friday: You Can’t
I can always count on my daughter for a good laugh. So this past week my 9 year old daughter was telling me that her music teacher is having a baby. She was telling me all about it—how all the kids are excited and get to vote to guess whether it will be a boy or girl.
Just to see what they’d say, I said to my kids, “What would you guys think if you found out mom was going to have another baby?” Then my daughter says, “You can’t. You’re spayed.”
After laughing and almost wetting my pants, I had to correct her and tell her that it was actually her daddy who got “fixed”! 🙂
“The Angel of the LORD appeared to the woman and said to her, “It is true that you are unable to conceive…” Judges 13:3 (HCSB)
Funny Friday: Dehydrated philosophers who need a hug
At bedtime my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug. Oh so true. Do they all receive some type of special of training for this or is it just instinct? 🙂
“May his children roam around begging…” Psalm 109:10a (ISV)