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Funny Friday: Weigh Yourself Accurately

Weigh yourself accurately!

Funny Friday: Weigh Yourself Accurately

You gotta love a good weight meme! I swiped this one from my sister Cora’s Instagram. 🙂 Do you weigh yourself accurately? Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong all along.

“Let God weigh me in honest scales and he will know that I am blameless” Job 31:6 (NIV)

Funny Friday: Leaner Mirror

Sooo...This "leaner mirror" will make me look more lean right?

Funny Friday: Leaner Mirror

I think I found the perfect mirror to go with some of those pesky weight loss New Year’s resolutions!  Do you think a “Leaner Mirror” really makes you look leaner? 🙂

“And in that day the glory of Jacob will be brought low, and the fat of his flesh will grow lean.” Isaiah 17:4 (ESV)

Funny Friday: Shall Be Made Fat

He that puts his trust in the Lord shall be made fat...CRAP.

Funny Friday: Shall Be Made Fat

Well, I have some bad news.  I think I just found out why I sometimes have a hard time losing & maintaining weight. Apparently if you trust in the Lord, you shall be made fat.  Guess I’ll just have to stop trusting in the Lord. 😕 #timetoturnrogue #apparentlytrustinggodmakesyoufat #notverymotivating #maybeishouldreadadifferenttranslation

“He that is of a proud heart stirs up strife, but he that puts his trust in the Lord shall be made fat.Proverbs 28:25 (JUB)