My son texted my last week to let me know of his recent observation… “You know what I just realized? People who take care of chickens are literally “chicken tenders”.”
“…they tend livestock…” Genesis 46:32 (NIV)
My sister sent this to me the other day and said, “I feel like this could be you telling the kids.” That’s so true! Anyone else relate??
“…The old has passed away; behold, the new has come.” 2 Corinthians 5:17b (ESV)
Does anybody else’s kids do this when they hurt each other?…”I’m sorry! You’re fine, you’re fine! Please don’t tell mom!”
“Your enemies will be right in your own household!” Matthew 10:36 (NLT)
Last week I shared this video on speaking Gen Z. My own Gen Z kids LOVED it (and my husband informed me that it truly is what everyone on the Fortnite game sounds like). This week my kids insisted that I share this Gen Z Bible Translation video. My son especially likes the verse about being a “newb”! Enjoy and Happy Friday! 🙂
“When I was a child, I spoke and thought and reasoned as a child. But when I grew up, I put away childish things.” 1 Corinthians 13:11 (NLT)
“I used to be a newb; now I’m not a newb.” 1 Corinthians 13:11 (GZV)
After seeing last week’s Funny Friday, my sister sent me this meme. I like it even better than last week’s!
“…Always be prepared to give a defense…” 1 Peter 3:15 (BSB)
Don’t you just love the humor of kids? A friend of mine had a student turn this in recently. Ah, the difficult life of a caravan camel…and of an elementary student identifying sentence fragments! The struggle is real!
“She arrived in Jerusalem with a large group of attendants and a great caravan of camels loaded with spices, large quantities of gold, and precious jewels…” 1 Kings 10:2 (NLT)
I can always count on my daughter for a good laugh. So this past week my 9 year old daughter was telling me that her music teacher is having a baby. She was telling me all about it—how all the kids are excited and get to vote to guess whether it will be a boy or girl.
Just to see what they’d say, I said to my kids, “What would you guys think if you found out mom was going to have another baby?” Then my daughter says, “You can’t. You’re spayed.”
After laughing and almost wetting my pants, I had to correct her and tell her that it was actually her daddy who got “fixed”! 🙂
“The Angel of the LORD appeared to the woman and said to her, “It is true that you are unable to conceive…” Judges 13:3 (HCSB)
At bedtime my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug. Oh so true. Do they all receive some type of special of training for this or is it just instinct? 🙂
“May his children roam around begging…” Psalm 109:10a (ISV)
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