Funny Friday: Stop, drop and roll doesn’t work in hell
“Jesus. It’st best to know him before you meet him. Stop, drop and roll doesn’t work in hell.” Somebody’s being clever! 😉 Another funny Pinterest find this week! Have a great weekend!
“I am the good shepherd; I know my own sheep, and they know me” John 10:14 (NLT)
Funny Friday: Summer
Does this sign ring true for anyone else? 🙂 Summer: The time of year parent realize just how grossly underpaid teachers really are.
“The elders who direct the affairs of the church well are worthy of double honor, especially those whose work is preaching and teaching.” 1 Timothy 5:17 (NIV)
Funny Friday: Save Money Lie Better
My sister took this picture at the Walmart checkout line. Apparently their new philosophy is “Save money Lie better”! 🙂 So…if you lie at Walmart you’ll save more money?
“First, help me never to tell a lie. Second, give me neither poverty nor riches! Give me just enough to satisfy my needs.” Proverbs 30:8 (NLT)
Funny Friday: Problem Solving
You may have seen this sign that was posted at an Arkansas Catholic High School for Boys that got quite a bit of media attention a few months ago. I found it quite humorous. I totally agree though…they are definitely going to learn problem solving (even if it does ruffle a few parents’ feathers)!
Funny Friday: Sit down!
I saw this posted on Instagram the other day. Is this really an issue?! …that we need to tell people to sit down to use the toilet instead of standing on it?
“Jesus said, “Have the people sit down.”” John 6:10a (NIV)
Funny Friday: Open Unless Closed
We came across this shop sign recently. Pretty profound…”Open unless closed”. Hmmm.
“…so he shall open, and none shall shut; and he shall shut, and none shall open.” Isaiah 22:22b (KJV)