Funny Friday: One Fast Roller Coaster
This one was courtesy of my sister’s Instagram post this week. 🙂 She wrote “mmmmmm think I’ll pass on this ride”!
“…for they surely make wings for themselves, and fly off into the sky like an eagle! ” Proverbs 23:5 (NET)
Funny Friday: Winter Decor
This winter decor window display is priceless! Apparently autocorrect even affects snowmen. I didn’t take this photo so I’m not sure which store deserves the credit. Super creative and relevant though! Good on them. 🙂
“…Our brothers have made our hearts melt…” Deuteronomy 1:28 (NIV)
Funny Friday: Gingerbread House
Ran across this clever “gingerbread house” meme the other day. I think I might actually be able to make this one!
“The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down.” Proverbs 14:1 (NIV)
Funny Friday: Unicorn for Christmas
Me: Santa, I want a magical unicorn for Christmas.
Santa: Be realistic.
Me: OK. Then, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink hot coffee and pee in peace.
Santa: What color unicorn would you like?
“Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow?” Job 39:10 (KJV)
Funny Friday: First Christmas Dinner
Cute Christmas humor! …Dude, there’s a baby in the salad.
“Then she gave birth to her firstborn Son, and she wrapped Him snugly in cloth and laid Him in a feeding trough–because there was no room for them at the lodging place.” Luke 2:7 (HCSB)
Funny Friday: Christmas Tip
This Christmas tip I came across is pretty genius actually! …Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves or doesn’t listen throw one in the fire.
“…which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire…” Matthew 6:30 (NIV)
Funny Friday: Christmas Wrapping Paper
Here’s a little hack for when you run out of Christmas wrapping paper!
“The Savior–yes, the Messiah, the Lord–has been born today in Bethlehem, the city of David!” Luke 2:11 (NLT)
Funny Friday: Hey Siri Zero Divided by Zero
The other day my son told me to ask Siri what zero divided by zero is. This was her response…
“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make any sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.”
Nice. Gotta love Siri’s sarcasm! #FunThingsToAskSiri
“…my friends have abandoned me.” Job 19:14b (ISV)